Why Vote None Of The Above?

Who can run your life better than you can?

The None Of The Above Party is here to protect you from all the busybodies who think they can run your life better than you can. I mean seriously, you know what you want to do, why can’t you just do it? Licenses, permits, inspections, fees, taxes, tolls, bureaucracy, yadda, yadda, yadda. When will it ever end? Right here, that’s where.

You don’t want any of that garbage, and the NOTA Party will throw it out like yesterday’s trash.

Do you really need someone to tell you what kind of light bulb you can use? Or how much water your toilet can flush? Or what country you should pay to invade this week? No, of course not.

You don’t want any of that, you want… None Of The Above!