Donations

Like what you’re reading? Want to help us out? We could sure use it. To tell the truth we get pretty hungry fending off big government parasites, social justice warriors, and assorted whiners all while defending your freedom, so help feed us!

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Donate $1

Hard to believe that a single Fuji apple costs a dollar, but we’d sure like one right about now.
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Donate $10

We get the munchies while we’re doing all this rabble-rousing. Keep us going, buy us some nuts!
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Donate $100

Okay, okay, it’s a lot to ask, and well, it’s not like we’re starving or anything, but if you’re feeling generous, go for it.

Donate $274,000 for a Speech!

Apparently Hilary Clinton averages $275,000 for giving a one hour speech to various corporations, unions, and other cronies who want to leech off the system. As HL Mencken put it, all elections are like an advance auction on stolen goods. In the interest of fairness, we are also offering to give one hour speeches for a discounted donation of just $274,000. This is $1000 less than Mrs. Clinton and we promise to be much more entertaining. Click below to get yours. Limited supply. (Balloon animals not included).

Donate $274,000

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