To Vote "None Of The Above."
Welcome to the NOTA Party.
NOTA, short for ‘None of the Above,’ is the political non-movement for people who don’t need a political movement to tell them what to do. Don’t be afraid of your freedom…
None of the Above Wins
President Elect Trump got 26.3% of available voters, while Mrs. Clinton got 26.5% of available voters, leaving 47.2% of votes in favor of “None of the Above.”
We hereby declare ourselves the winner, and look forward to leaving the office of the President vacant, as is the will of the voters.
Congratulations UK
Ridding yourselves of a distant crummy bureaucracy so you can elect your own crummy bureaucracy is at least progress in the right direction.
Everybody Got Choices…
Yup.
The Uses of Envy
Envy is trying to tell you something, and you should listen…
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The Plan for Romney 2.0
Dear Dickwads, it’s not going to work. Find something more useful to do with your $75 million…
Insiders who were at a recent meeting between the Koch Bros. and Marco Rubio leaked intel on how exactly they’re going to try and steal the election from Donald Trump, GOP strategist Roger Stone revealed.
The Koch Bros. met with GOP millionaires and billionaires Thursday night to pool together over $75 million to stop Trump and are going to use Mitt Romney as ‘Plan B’ if Rubio fails to gain traction on Super Tuesday, according to moles who were inside the meeting.
“$75 million to stop Trump and $25 million to Marco Rubio, but they gave Rubio a condition: he’s got to win the Florida primary or he’s out and Mitt Romney’s in,” Stone revealed. “That’s the plan.”
“First they’ll ramp up an enormous, negative campaign on TV against Trump and they’re going to hit this phony Trump University issue,” he continued. “They claim to have personal dirt on Trump – I doubt that – and they are also going to try and delve into his business affairs, but if Rubio fails to grab the Florida primary, then Rubio’s out and Mitt Romney’s in.”
“The plan is for Romney to file for the New Jersey, New York and California primaries in an all-out ditch effort to stop Donald Trump and you heard it here on Infowars.com.”
Additionally, Marco Rubio’s wife called Ted Cruz’s wife, Heidi, to desperately beg Cruz to exit the race and aid Rubio, but Heidi said no, Stone said.
“The power structure’s desperate, the Rubio and Cruz teams are going back and forth but they can’t agree as to who will be the candidate,” he added. “I still believe Mitt Romney is totally dressed up, already made up, waiting in the wings… to step in as the last, best hope of the ‘stop Trump’ movement, and frankly I think Trump will bulldoze him as well.”
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To get out of a hole… stop digging.
Has the Obama presidency been the most successful ever? Maybe, depends how you measure success…
Some people just never learn…
Why Vote None Of The Above?
Who can run your life better than you can?
The None Of The Above Party is here to protect you from all the busybodies who think they can run your life better than you can. I mean seriously, you know what you want to do, why can’t you just do it? Licenses, permits, inspections, fees, taxes, tolls, bureaucracy, yadda, yadda, yadda. When will it ever end? Right here, that’s where.
You don’t want any of that garbage, and the NOTA Party will throw it out like yesterday’s trash.
Do you really need someone to tell you what kind of light bulb you can use? Or how much water your toilet can flush? Or what country you should pay to invade this week? No, of course not.
You don’t want any of that, you want… None Of The Above!
