Since no one seems to know what this document actually says, we can’t say that we are for or against it. Oh, wait-a-minute, yes we can.
There is no reason a free-trade agreement should be 5000 pages, a single page really ought to do it.
Our free trade policy is pretty simple: Buy or sell whatever you want with whomever you want, with just a few restrictions: armaments, combustibles, nuclear byproducts, disease agents, narcotics, must be declared.
